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[–] 51 points 4 months ago (1 child)

I can always tell a violet post before seeing the username

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  • [–] 46 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Every day I wake up and I let my watersub out of its fridgecage “have u been a good several trillion molecules while zaddy slept” i say “yes” they reply “yes what” I say “zaddy! Yes zaddy” but it is too late they have earned their corrective action so it’s out of the Brita and into the electric kettle for some steamplay “what happens to water molicussys that forget the rules?” I ask but they are already screaming with the boiling extacy of pain and pleasure knowing I have even bigger plans for them in the form of the glass and steel French press. Soon you will be hot and dirty just like you deserve, liquislut

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Only a human could have written this.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    The flame of life and ingenuity burns bright in a void of soulless mimickry, a twinkling hope that, in spite of the machinery of capital feverishly labouring to churn humanity from humans, the vibrantly corporeal imperative to fuck something - anything, beyond the most improbable calculations of the machine-minds - can never be vanquished

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago

    A group of subs should be called a puddle

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  • I always thought "hydrohomies" (and other phrases for the same group) should have been called Water Sluts.

    Missed opportunity, really

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I ain't no water slut I will die of thirst.

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  • that's why after i take a drink i make sure sure to make that refreshed sound of the tonque click into "aaaaahhhh."

    i make sure do it even more loudly at restaurants so everyone knows how tasty the water there is.

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  • please don't edgemaxx me while i'm drinking 3AM nightwater. The 3AM nightwater is sexy enough.

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  • What about food?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Most humiliation stuff makes me want to die.

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