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[–] 76 points 4 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago

    “Call the cops, see if I care.”

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    Fuck that pole.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.

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  • [+] -38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

    ally mcbeal joke was right there and you fumbled so hard

    Im sure you would have killed the stand up scene in the mid 80s opening for Seinfeld. Hahah

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    It's a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman.

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  • [+] -43 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    I am very sorry you're unoriginal

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I didn't make the comment, dumbass.

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  • [+] -41 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    You didn't make the comment that I replied to that was also posted under your username?

    Spooky shit bro. I guess you've got a poltergeist living with you.

    Or did you assume I was insulting someone else? Dipshit.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    You're saying that my comment,

    It's a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman

    Is unoriginal? Uh.. ok. Think it's more likely that you thought I was the guy that made the reference. But sure. That's what you meant.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    god I love niel.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    oh whew. i was about to drive down the coast to see Neil. Tasmania, you have a treasure.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    That's a sea lion right? It can lift itself up on its flippers

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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    Ah, I think it's being able to lift itself with its rear flippers that indicates it's a sea lion

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Seals, floppy flippers Sea lions, walky flippers

    The good name of Neal the seal shall not be usurped with your sea lion revisionism

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Ah, my neighbour. Hello Neil.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Hahaha what a legend

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I would literally die for Niel

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Poor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade

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