this is the real counterculture. you thought pineapple was profane, look upon this and despair.

BOIL THEM MASH THEM STICK EM IN A STEW

Wait a minute. Pizza stew? Is that how they make minestrone ???

Boil? You’re suppose to sous vide and then sear at the end smh

Everything reminds me of her

[ABJECT DISTRESS]

This reminds me of those videos a couple years ago - "what I cook for my blue collar husband" - where it looks like she's trying to kill him with sugar, oil, and salt.

At first I thought that, surely, this was just someone reheating pizza in a skillet with a splash of water added, which is a time-honored tradition that can have very good results if done right, but I'm looking at the water level compared to the rivets and the height of the pot, and no, someone is just. Boiling a pizza. This is why God has abandoned us.

ಠ_ಠ

What international crime is this person doing on that stove?????

This is a crime against humanity.

Hey, hey--throw a couple of hot dogs in there, what are you doin'?

I will, yes

ye im glad i passed

I don't know how I know this but I think they're British. They boil fucking everything before eating it and even season pies with water.

Br*tish people seasoning with water

Mmm, pizza broth... Actually, would that be considered broth, or would it be too thin?