five. hundred. cigarettes.

Sorry - us 80s kids came home every day to an empty house cause both parents worked.

And if the reason they’re sitting there is cause you got caught smoking, there’s a good chance you’re gonna have to smoke five hundred cigarettes in one sitting.

Isn't there a King of the Hill episode that is literally about both of these things?

They were making cigarettes with their cigarette creditcard machine. Shick-shuck, cigarette pops out.

I was born in the early 80s and I have no idea what you're talking about XD

Fuck they found my porn mags

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOrville/comments/b65nct/porn_addiction_cigarettes_can_drive_a_moclan_to/

Sigh sorry for the reddit link but the only place I can find the video