No sad onions allowed!

I cannot unsee the socks/sandals combo

They totally expect you to burn babies with it, they just have to put that there for legal liability reasons.

Do not use the flame from this to make the temp of the sun exceed 50°

I'm reading this that the label is saying that babies are extremely flammable and that the lighter should not be used around them lest the babies burst into flames, and those burning babies could become a hazard to the lighter user.

That's it? You're not going to like recommend a better alternative?

Ah, I think it means to keep it away from children 😅 but you also shouldn't burn babies with them either.

I see that and say "nought to three" in Ashens voice every time.

Don't burn candles with a sad face. Nothing about people or candles without faces, though.

Nice foot

don't burn the sun with it either apparently