I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree. "Why'd you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?"

-Mitch Hedberg

ITT: very few people will notice it's "Dr Pepper." No period. Look carefully and now you can't unsee it.

Jabroni isn't even a real doctor!

isn't monster a different caffeine drink?

It was formulated by Brooklyn-born pharmacist Charles Alderton in Morrison's Old Corner Drug Store in Waco, Texas.

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… "there is not one piece of evidence that Morrison ever worked for Charles T. Pepper in Rural Retreat"

Dr Pepper’s monster, like Pepper’s ghost

I heard that the soda isn't the monster itself, but instead its the oozing fluid the monster secretes from its scars and orifices. This was on a tiktok I saw a few years back from a shirtless dude with the Nirvana playing in the background so I'm pretty sure its true.

The monster's name? El Psy Congroo.