Brown for the crack was a … choice

I don't hate em

Ah yes

The crochorts

Corny-ass

it's hot. so you choose shorts.

you choose the hottest fucking shorts possible with the technology of 1971.

your testes cook.

there is no upside to any of this.

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

show us the front!!!

Wow. It's been a decade since I saw this. I knit. And every time it makes the rounds someone sends it to me. Even though it's crotchet. Which is the fast way to irritate a knitter.

But it's got pockets!!!!

Well ventilated, I think? Just the thing for us Europeons!

Babe grab my corn on the cob shorts, we’re going out tonight

Ah, the 70's.

Stupid sexy Flanders

Does anyone sell these?

Hell to the yes. Anytime the discomfort of those that are with you is a must.

Not in this fucking heat.

Should have made them with chunky yarn.

I was looking for a new crafting project...

Now put it on fire!

i can think of a few managers Ive had who would look really good in these