Are we really ignoring the fact that Schwarzenegger got an male impreg-fetish? She looks so innocent on the poster, but the internet has educated me, telling me she has a fucking huge dick and more potency than a group of bodybuilders. Hell, i am somewhat disturbed by the fact that the whole poster isn't covered by a huge amount of cum.

All of this would also explain his facial expression, and the somewhat cuckoldlike doctor.

But consider this: He could hit it from the side, and it would swing around his body and fall out the back.

Oh weird, I've never heard either of those. I only remember it being called a kickball (even when not being used in the game Kickball).

Shoving the ball under your shirt to make yourself look pregnant

Or better yet, get another kid to do the same and sprint towards each other at full speed, and bounce off each other real hard, immediately slamming to the ground, and both go home with concussions.