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[–] 56 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    We been spending most our lives
    Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
    I churned butter once or twice
    Livin' in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Hitchin' up the buggy,
    Churnin' lots of butter,
    Raised a barn on Monday,
    Soon I'll raise another!
    Think you're really righteous?
    Think you're pure of heart?
    Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

    I'm the pious't guy the little amish wanna be,
    Like on my knees day and night,
    Scorin' points for the afterlife!

    So don't be vain! And don't be whiney!
    Or else I might have to get medieval on your hiney!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Close, but how could you leave out "Amlettes"?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yeah, I think it's "more humble", too.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That one was right ("as humble").

    (Although I still had to look it up even though I just saw him perform it live on Friday)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That would have been an awesome show!

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