barnaclebutt comments on In Case Shit Pops Off

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just tell everyone you have a small penis. It's much easier than putting on your hockey gear every morning.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'd think that, but you'd be surprised how few people want to hear that at 7:30 in the morning on the bus.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

Maybe it can be written on a special vest like a seeing eye dog. Just a symbol that says do not touch.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago

moar like a peeing eye dog amirite

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

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