You have 0 idea what's happening.

I do, it's nothing. Nothing is happening. And worse, I've seen what happened when some people tried to do something (i.e. Uncommitted). That's the moment when I lost all faith in Americans.

Take your pick and feel free to jump in and help

Nah, I'm watching here from the other side of the world.

Or sit there and pretend you have any other thought than about laughing at others misfortune.

I'd be lying to say that I'm not feeling a good deal of schadenfreude, but mostly I'm looking forward to the American Empire killing itself after its people failed—in fact actively refused—to reign it in for decades.