I had 4 housemates to help cover the mortgage

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[–] 13 points 1 year ago*

get married, have kids, buy/build a house, get a nice retirement plan and a gold watch, have a nice midlife crisis, eat a really nice steak that's too big for me and finish the whole thing (and this is the important part) while a bunch of people watch and maybe I win a t-shirt, lose a pie-eating contest at some kind of local food festival, that kind of thing

one of my personal ones is to eat one of everything to maintain my dominant position on the food chain, but that's just a lil bit of fun

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