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[โ€“] 11 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

My husband's work is like this:

Sales rep: Can you do this right now?

Man: No. Send me an email

Sales rep: but it's really important. I need it done now.

Man: The quicker you send me that email the quicker I can get to it.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My work is like.

    Person: Where is everyone? You're meant to take over from us.

    Us: But you're here 10 minutes early, we're not ready.

    Person: But we're here.

    Us: We told you what time to come.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My work is like

    Caller: I've got this minor problem that's not really that important

    Us: We have two trucks full of people and specialised equipment rushing to you now

    Caller: Oh, I don't need anyone to come here, I just wanted some advice

    Us: They are coming lights and sirens, they should be there any second

    Caller: But I don't.... oh, they're here

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