Yeah, there is too much baggage for it to be properly funny with the WNBA.

Now the regular NBA on the other hand, no misogynist baggage with fake dicks there. Much funnier place to throw one.

dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go

Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.

And I'd probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.

Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.

Edit: I'm keeping that typo

Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.

That would be hilarious.

The nine-year-old girls getting slapped with them probably disagree.

Wobbly Sausage

IDK, the original article is sort of in this Schrödinger zone. On the one hand, yes, it's harassing and you shouldn't make dickhead jokes where the principle of the joke is basically "lol they're women." On the other hand, people can do funny things sometimes and be dickheads, it's part of living in a free society. Definitely trying to crack down on it and tell them they can't is just going to spark this universal human impulse to say "Okay I hit paydirt here let's double down because now it's really funny if it happens again."

There is.