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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Come on, that would still be funny from the outside. I put my vote for doing it at the NBA games.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Then we can start betting on a player charging the stands!

Obv joke--i don't gamble.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org [S] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

we can start ~~betting on~~ paying a player charging the stands!

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Shhhhhh

Plausible deniability ;)

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean when Artest, Rodman, Wallace, and such were around online betting would have been golden. $40 says Indiana punches a ref when they play the Pistons.

NFL: $30 says Owens gets fined. Burfict gets suspended and Pacman Jones gets into an argument with a coach for the other team on the field.

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

i don't gamble

So you're the bookie then?

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