Who hurt you? Holy shit. It's supposed to be ironic. Calm your sphincter.

[Inline edit: I see you're new to Lemmy as of two months or so. We're nice to each other here on Lemmy. No need to come off so harshly at the get go like we used to on Reddit. It's calmer here. Push off your slippers and get comfy, fam. 🫂]

But not gonna lie, I might unironically wear that to make my grandma happy. So wholesome.