it's funny how awful god treated the israelites.

Like. Lets be clear: they were in a fucking desert. They were dying from dehydration and he's like 'You fuckers don't trust me."

Granted... They did get lost in the desert for 40 years. Like. a desert you can cross in a week just walking straight. Yeah. I'd fuck with them too if they were that incompetent. you know. turn the tornado/pillar of fire do figure eights and such. maybe a polar rose.

(it's probably a good thing it's entirely made up, though.)