Male Loneliness
Epidemic Update:
Conservative men are reporting 51% single.
Goal: 80% by Christmas.
Red Hat = No Cat (TikTok screenshot)
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[–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What brand of safe do you keep the dodo in? I have a thylacine that dashes for the door whenever I come and go.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    In this case a cage made of the coldest iron, same as I use for my wife.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do you keep your wife in cage? That's smart.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Thank you!

    After her first three failed attempts to escape from my estate, I realized something had to be done.

    And, well, she already liked the dodo and I already had the cage, Bob's your uncle, problem solved!

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