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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just leave it on the stove on maximum heat for one hour after each use, then chip off the carbonized chunks of asphalt that you've just created. 100% sterilized, no washing required, and smells just like your big bad diesel pickup exhaust.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You forgot the first step of turning off your smoke alarm, and also leaving the room unless your a pack a day smoker with lungs of steel

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