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[–] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I can't remember any details on this, so I'm probably going to butcher it, but I once heard a comedian talk about this. Roughly, he said:

I love it when couples say "we're expecting." Like "we're expecting a baby... But it could be an orangutan!"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    That sounds like Garfunkle and Oates.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Possible, but I don't think I ever watched or listened to their material. I was thinking John Mulaney or Mike Birbiglia but couldn't find a clip of either of them saying it after a brief search.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Gives me strong Mulaney vibes. I know I've heard it before.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah, he likes babies too much

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