Just tell me we're out of beef and and sour cream I'll order some god damn potatoes or something. You've fallen off man! You've fallen off!

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[–] 35 points 1 year ago (6 children)

you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I find it interesting that Lemmy memes about beans and yet the slightest amount of fiber in their diet makes their colon explode in celebration, like an oasis in a desert in the once a decade rain

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    You think the fiber is the thing giving people the shits? It's the spices and grease.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do folks actually get the shits from Taco Bell? After 24 years of Taco Bell I've never had the shits from it. McDicks otoh, shits Everytime.

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