Joe Biden put his name in there 35 times. 🤣

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault. <--- we are here
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

I suspect he doesn't have the self-control to stop himself from reciting the rest of the Narcissist's Prayer. The big question is: which one of the usual excuses is he going to spout off to justify sexually assaulting children?

The victim-blaming DARVO classic of pedos everywhere, "they came onto him"?

Or maybe a return to religious form, saying "it's their fault for dressing provocatively"?

Although, he is known to roleplay being a businessman. Perhaps he will dig himself a nice hole and claim it was transactional, "and he paid them for their work". Then again, he's notorious for never paying his bills...