The answer has been staring us in the face and laughing at us.
It's on-prem.
They're in the middle of massive fraud to price us out of doing so.
All of these calls are being made from inside the house.
The answer is, you will own nothing, and fuck you wait a little bit until it's profitable for us to make more profit.
We either burn them down or they burn us down. We have a lot of means we haven't tried yet. Organize. No matter the next option, the first step is organize.