But but... you know you can be mentioned in the Epstein files, even tens of thousands of times, have met him every day and be his BFF for years, and not be a pedophile and not know anything about what he did, right?

I know that because President Donald J. Trump is definitely not a fucking pedophile and definitely had no idea what Epstein was doing. I know that because he wouldn't have been reelected president if he did: voters aren't stupid!