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[–] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In order to solve this problem, we've replaced DNS with AI. What was previously a DNS server is now a webserver that runs a GraphQL endpoint that has one query and that one query has one parameter called "prompt". It accepts prompts, which are strings of the form "Chat, what IP Address should I connect to if I wanted to talk to facebook.com"

For security you can also ask it "Chat, what IP Address should I connect to if I wanted to talk to facebook.com, and what public key should I use"

It should be highly accurate, because it was trained on a scraped copy of all the domain names we could find in March of 2024. You pay us for it in tokens.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    This is so fucked up and evil that I can only conclude that you've been at Microsoft's mercy before or you are actually a Microsoft employee who is currently bored because your 5 PMs can't breathe down your neck as your company has ground to a halt

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