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what does doomed yowie mean?

i was talking with my buddy over face time infront of my teenager daughter and her friend, and when we were talking her friend said “doomed yowie” to her and giggled. what does that mean?

Alt TextReply by u/maybetransmaybenot3:

I understand the meaning and sentiment behind what they’re implying. They’re being cheeky but not mean.

You are a man it seems? Your daughter’s dad? And you have a buddy that you like and treasure. Your daughter’s friend is making a joke that there is love between you and your buddy but it will never work out between you.... it will never become real romantic healthy love. It’s a popular sentiment online to refer to many things being “doomed love between boys (yaoi, pronounced “yow-ee”) and “doomed love between girls (yuri, pronounced “yu-ree”), about especially absurd things, such as the twin towers being doomed yuri because they were built together, but never touching, and only touched for the first time as they were dying from the plane impacts. And their proximity to each other is what brought upon their mutual annihilation.......... what is what it means to be doomed.

Found in this BlueSky thread.

Doomed Rule
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[–] 3 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I think you've cracked it! Worse chocolate and much worse toys sounds doomed to me.

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  • [–] 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    Yes but why did it get cancelled in the first place?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    I think some kid choked on a toy in a kinder surprise but yowie got caught in the case too.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    I'm not sure, but to my knowledge Kinder hasn't changed nearly as much as Yowies, so if that's part of the story, it's certainly not all of it. Kinders stayed around the entire time, with the same chocolate recipe, and their toys might have been simplified somewhat, but the basic experience is the same.

    Yowies disappeared for about a decade, and when they came back they switched from having Australian dairy milk chocolate to shitty American vomit-flavoured stuff, the toys went from far more intricate than Kinder to single lumps of plastic with no assembly whatsoever, and the eggs the toys come in now protrude out the side of the chocolate because apparently that conforms with some American standard about not having toys "concealed" in food or whatever.

    Here's a photo I took in 2017 of what it looked like immediately after unwrapping the foil:

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    And my full collection of photos the one time I bought and opened a modern Yowie.

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