trxxruraxvr comments on Anon creates a mystery

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Exactly. For example you can take off all your clothes and drown yourself. Preferably in a place with a lot of carrion eaters like crabs.

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[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Your dead body still gives off methane. If you aren't hermetically sealing your body prior to death you might as well be an oil executive.

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

If it's eten before it rots, the emissions are lower than they would be if you'd stay alive. I'd call that a win.

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[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

Yeah but also make sure to minimize your emissions in how to hermetically seal yourself

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[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Solar power that vacuum sealer lol

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