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Edit: .......wait, this is a real bill though? Look, these Onion flavored articles are getting too real. Its unironically getting difficult to tell when theyre joking and not.
Not to take too serious of a turn on all this, but I remember as a young boy needing to get a physical every year to do sports, which included the doc needing to feel something on my scrotum while I turned my head and coughed. I always imagined the girls needing to have something comparable checked.
Would this bill drive a more invasive test than that?
Edit 2: according to Ballotopedia:
The ballot initiative required students seeking to participate in athletic activities designated for female students to submit documentation from their healthcare provider verifying "the student’s biological sex [based on]... reproductive anatomy, genetic makeup, or normal endogenously produced testosterone levels."[
However, the link to the citation appears to be broken