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Anon creates a mystery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'll just shoot myself with a gun made of ice instead

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 25 points 1 day ago

We already have ice that can kill you on a hair trigger, it's called yelling at snowy mountains

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Smart. We just need a 3d printer that can print ice

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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I was just gonna make a mold of a gun I already have and freeze some water in it

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Make it even more inexplicable. Ice guillotine.

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