I started getting emails (that went straight to spam) about my account having changes made. I haven't used it in forever and ignored the first one. As soon as they started coming in Chinese I knew it was comprised. I reset the password but could not login because I couldn't answer (or reset) the security questions, which were now all in Chinese

Called in at 8:50, got a useless run around from the AI gatekeeper, until it apologized at 9:02 that all the real people were off shift and to call back tomorrow.

Fuck Apple.

Update: Fuck Apple with a rusty cheese grater

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[–] 32 points 1 day ago

Shibboleet! But seriously, if I worked on any of these systems I would probably add this in as an actual feature/Easter egg.

Relevant XKCD:

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