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[–] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dogs are 4 legged mass spectrometers. They can tell if anything is wrong with your metabolism and they can tell when you have dope in your system. It upsets them because it is unfamiliar.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Dogs are naturally narcs. If you ever had multiple dogs and one breaks the rules they will tell on the other dog and get upset for the rule breaking. We had a dog that would come up to us frantic whining when her dumb brother would get out of the yard, eat trash, whatever it was she just knew it was a rule on her own.

    They also love following rules/routine/discipline, so in turn fascism. I joke but it is partially true. If dogs ever could walk and talk they would 100% all be cops, boarder patrol or ICE.

    Partially why I'm more of a cat guy. Cats are more anarchists/communist in nature.

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