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[–] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Justice is gonna lead to someone getting conked in the nuts with a baseball. I propose building a chain link fence instead, so people can see through it, but their nuts are still protected.

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    someone getting conked in the nuts at a baseball game is going to either produce a society of molemen or some really funny gifs

    or folk taking mitts to the game, maybe that too

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  • [–] 1 point 18 hours ago (1 child)

    But for the mitts to be effective, you have to pay attention to the game. Do you realise just how boring a game of baseball can be? Even their fights, which initially look like they are going up be incredibly entertaining brawls usually end up just with both teams standing around each other, half looking like they have even less of an idea about what's going on than I do, while the coaches and umpires scream at each other until someone gets kicked out.

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