This entire trope reliably gives me a splitting headache.

For those of you that want to know the truth about South Africa's (so-called) "white genocide," this is essentially the last thing you'll ever need to read about it.

Think about it this way... if "dear leader" had spent that $1 million buying the world's ugliest chihuahua, you'd at least have the world's ugliest chihuahua to show for it.

Thank you, good night, I'm off to go take an overdose of aspirin.