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Yeah, i'm totally afraid of a god i don't believe exists (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

But if you are a Christian, God might come and randomly tell you to murder your child or randomly rape you wife and you shall be fully accepting of that reality.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child)

    That's unrealistic. You can't rape your wife. You own her. It's like saying masturbation is raping yourself. - MAGA

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    I should have made the grammar explicit:

    • God might come and randomly tell you to murder your child
    • God might randomly rape you wife

    And yeah, if you are masturbating while not wanting to masturbate and don't like it, then you are raping yourself.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child)

    Fully knowing that God is testing you, as part of a six way parlay against Satan God placed on Kalshi.

    You'll sacrifice a pure white lamb in your son's stead. Or your best friend's wife will secretly be into rape-play or something. Then you'll continue to be one of the Chosen and blessings will accrue to you endlessly.

    Point is it'll all work out in the end. Or, if it doesn't, God hasn't really selected you to go to Heaven from the moment of your birth, so there's nothing you could have done anyway.

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