Texas isn't even BBQ, it's the wrong animal.

You just invalidated any opinion you may have on bbq.

Just because white trash hillbilles from SC to Tennessee couldn't afford to bbq beef, they think bbq can only be pig.

You could have said, "Traditionally, we consider that bbq just means pork.", but to truly gatekeep the meat!?

That's some ignorant shit right there. That's the kind of mentality that would still have us eating boiled potates with no salt. Just because some peckerwood grandpa Jeb only bbq'd pork (because that's all he had), is the dumbest reason to say you can only bbq pork.

This is an even dumber stance than the beans/no beans in chili arguments.

I love red slaw. Cabbage, cider vinegar, ketchup, salt, pepper, spicy stuff.