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heard! now do the floor splatter.... (lemmy.ca)

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If you don't sit down to pee at home you're a twat. It's the manliest thing you can do. Anf it's much much easier to clean

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 child)

I don't care if you want to splatter all over the bathroom that you have to clean. I DO care if you splatter over the bathroom that I have to clean.

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 point 2 days ago

Also like... If you're gonna splatter all over your own bathroom, please clean it before you have guests.

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A person with a filthy bathroom BUT AT LEAST IT DOESN'T HAVE GROSS SHIT ALL OVER

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[–] womboflll@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 days ago

I pee in the shower with the drain plugged like a real American.

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