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Insurance giant says most US customer data stolen in cyber-attack (www.bbc.com)
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[–] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That'd end up being breached and disseminated very quickly, especially under this administration. They'd vibe code it and all the data would be publicly posted in the source code.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    We created a totally secure and definitely unguessable (Probably Unique)™ identifier system - an MD5 hash of FirstnameLastname-DOB

    Oh also with this new totally flawless system, you're now legally obligated to recite I'm full your (Probably Unique)™ 32-character hash to any ICE agents who request it. Failure to do so will result in detainment.

    For immigrants, we will happily tattoo your (Probably Unique)™ hash on your wrist for your convenience.

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