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[–] 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ok, no. I'm calling bullshit on two fronts:

  1. If a dragon is hungry, it's eating the cow right there. So you're not gonna see a dragon carrying a cow in the first place. If it has babies too young to hunt, it's puking it up for them.

  2. How do you think a dragon would carry gold coins? Clamped in their claws as they fly?? No, dummy, they'd hold it in their gullet and spit it out in the pile. So no duh you've never seen one carrying gold. Humans don't have x-ray vision.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    When I'm hungry I don't eat the hotpockets right there in the grocery store

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Well yeah, but the dragon isn't picking up a prepackaged frozen cow from the grocery store either

    Would you eat a strawberry if you found a strawberry bush?

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