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[–] 23 points 4 days ago (5 children)

If your shit was shiny and didn't smell, you might use it for nesting material as well.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Even if it doesn't smell, a pile of metal is not at all going to be comfortable.

    Where do I find the dragon who poops memory foam?

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  • [–] 10 points 4 days ago

    Perhaps you should grow some scales instead of the easily bruisable skin you are currently sporting.

    A grass fed dragon might be your best bet for a somewhat comfortable pillow, since there'll be connective fibers with a somewhat pleasing smell in the mix. And maybe the dragons digestive system will be bad at absorbing and processing the stuff.

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