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[–] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

At the size of maybe a chicken breast, yes, that would matter. But we’re talking about 250 pounds of flesh. That has so much heat capacity that any difference in heat absorption is going to have no effect at 1 KW. The body can absolutely disperse that much incoming heat easily. Especially when the body is alive and pumping blood.

Microwaves also aren’t going to be able to penetrate all the way to deeper flesh. They can reach about two inches deep. So I’m afraid Jason Momoa is still going to cook from the outside in, no matter how big his muscles are. And the skinny person, with much less mass to spread that heat, is going to cook faster.

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    At the size of maybe a chicken breast, yes, that would matter. But we’re talking about 250 pounds of flesh. That has so much heat capacity that any difference in heat absorption is going to have no effect at 1 KW.

    why should we content ourselves with 1 KW? This is not an oven for breasts, this is for a futile discussion under a meme. Our oven had a merry-go-round in it. How's 1TW for cooking him correctly?

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    I don’t know of any microwaves that put out 1TW. I wouldn’t want to be in the same town as one, though, so I’m happy about that fact.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

    I have nothing to add to this conversation, as I have no idea which of you is right. But I do want to say, I'm enjoying the little thought experiment you two are exploring.

    If this were Reddit, people would've been slinging insults at each other from the get-go. Instead, here we have a civil, fact-driven conversation about whether Jason Mamoa or a skinny guy would cook in a microwave quicker. And it's beautiful.

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