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[–] 46 points 3 days ago (5 children)

someone's got a poopy diaper

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  • [–] [S] 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    If you don't stop whining we won't stop at McDonalds on the way home.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

    Then you better start behaving yourself, Mister. No more unauthorized wars in the Middle East.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    But all the other presidents got unauthorized wars in the middle east!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    Me, playing the bad enabler parent: Oh, come on, Cardboardboxfort. He's just a baby. We should give him at least one little war.

    Would you like that? Do you want a little war? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Playfully shakes a long, wiggly rattle over your head moments before its other end bites you

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