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[–] 41 points 3 days ago (29 children)

Would that I had the confidence to leave the house with a crucifix necklace, Oakleys, bib overalls with no shirt, and a "SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE" trucker hat.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Those are Pit Viper glasses. You can wear Oakleys and not scream "douche nozzle" but Pit Vipers take you to the top of the bell tower and scream it to the whole town.

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