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What was your most recent dream? Tell me your dreams for a free shitty analysis. (lemmy.world)
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Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I'm an expert.

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[–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I walked into an office that I have never seen before, but felt that I worked there. Saw many familiar faces, former coworkers from various companies.

We were being raided by who I would assume was the FBI. Papers are being dug through, people are getting interrogated and subsequently arrested.

No one interrogated me. No one was touching my desk. Soon, the office was empty: just me. The dream ended with me sitting down at my desk, which matched my real life desk, and unlocking my computer. Pulled up my Notepad++ todo list but I couldn't read the text.

It was a vivid dream, but not a lucid dream. Just thought, "wtf was all that about?"

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Analysis: You have a subconcious awareness that someone has a crush or unspoken affection for you. For some unknown reason(s), you doubt your instincts, but can't justify the doubt. The admirer is real. The questions are "why the doubt?", and "how to make a connection?"

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Subconscious? Man, Ladies Love Cool-Expletivedeleted. LL Cool E.

    There are four women right now I know that I could hit up and would drop everything to lock me in. Not meaning to sound like a braggart, but you cannot read the tone of my voice, and you cannot hear the expression of my face, and you cannot feel my energy without shaking my hand.

    I have a date with a fifth on Wednesday.

    For the record, I am not a slut. I am just a silly flirt who doesn't have an issue getting a date.

    However, text is the worst form of communication. Some dude on here accused me of being sweaty; the conversation was inconsequential to me.

    I'm like the Dude from the Big Lebowski.

    But there is a bartender who was very impressed by the pictures of the camper I am buying and was joking about living with me. Really cute girl, but way too young and I know she currently has a boyfriend. I assume she was just joking around.

    But I will show it to her when I get it in a couple of months. non-sexual I am old enough to be her father.

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