Subconscious? Man, Ladies Love Cool-Expletivedeleted. LL Cool E.

There are four women right now I know that I could hit up and would drop everything to lock me in. Not meaning to sound like a braggart, but you cannot read the tone of my voice, and you cannot hear the expression of my face, and you cannot feel my energy without shaking my hand.

I have a date with a fifth on Wednesday.

For the record, I am not a slut. I am just a silly flirt who doesn't have an issue getting a date.

However, text is the worst form of communication. Some dude on here accused me of being sweaty; the conversation was inconsequential to me.

I'm like the Dude from the Big Lebowski.

But there is a bartender who was very impressed by the pictures of the camper I am buying and was joking about living with me. Really cute girl, but way too young and I know she currently has a boyfriend. I assume she was just joking around.

But I will show it to her when I get it in a couple of months. non-sexual I am old enough to be her father.