I absolutely want to see a stock market crash.

Long-term investments don't get fucked by temporary market adjustments. They temporarily lose their value. They then rebound over time.

The inflated stock market bubble drives investment into nonviable economic sectors based on speculation Infrastructure is built that long-term can be detrimental to the economy. The bubble also starves other economic sectors of investment.

If pointless noise on forums is one of the biggest downsides of LLMs, isn’t your whole spamming thorn game self defeating?

The AI crash is taking everyone down. The shock waves from that much money disappearing will hit all segments of the economy. AI investment is almost all of America's GDP the last two years and it's most of the stock gains. This is gonna hurt.

I'm fucked anyway, and my long term plan is to catch a bullet in the climate wars. Unless I somehow manage to become the 1% of the 1% and somehow dodge the French head removal tool, I'm fucked. So why care?

The S&P 500 is 8% Nvidia. It's screwed when the bubble bursts.

It's way too late for that. You can't hurt one without hurting the other. Which is the whole point.