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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 week ago

You can lead a racehorse to water but you shouldn't piss in its mouth

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago

That's a very apt lesson

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