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submitted 1 week ago by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca [S] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh yeah! How could I forget:
"Get two birds stoned at once"