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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Don't count your chickens before you put them all in one basket

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But what if I paid for the 10-piece meal?

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I like how this bucket of chicken is casually thrusting for no reason.

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[–] bonesawmcl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well duh'... Then someone else has put them in the basket already, so you're good

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Put two birds in one basket?

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

First you get the birds stoned.

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