▲ 48 ▼ Do you hate pandas? If you don't, kill a panda now. (lemmy.world) submitted 1 week ago by mcz@lemmy.world to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org 51 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (10 children) Source? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 1 week ago (9 children) Source of what exactly permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (8 children) your claim that it's necessary permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] mcz@horp.sciops.net 5 points 1 week ago (7 children) Oh, it's my panda killing business, but just think about it. There are infinite possible futures so there has to be one with infinite pandas. Infinite pandas can only fit in outer space. If we like pandas we need to go to outer space ASAP, otherwise we're killing millions of potential future pandas. You can't go to space without killing at least one panda. Therefore we have to start killing pandas to save future pandas. I call this effective pandaism. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (6 children) Because I am stupid I don't understand any of this. What I do understand though: Dead panda = bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children) Then you're anti panda. Disgusting 👎 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (4 children) You're THE antipanda! I will boycott your company. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 1 week ago (9 children) Source of what exactly permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (8 children) your claim that it's necessary permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] mcz@horp.sciops.net 5 points 1 week ago (7 children) Oh, it's my panda killing business, but just think about it. There are infinite possible futures so there has to be one with infinite pandas. Infinite pandas can only fit in outer space. If we like pandas we need to go to outer space ASAP, otherwise we're killing millions of potential future pandas. You can't go to space without killing at least one panda. Therefore we have to start killing pandas to save future pandas. I call this effective pandaism. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (6 children) Because I am stupid I don't understand any of this. What I do understand though: Dead panda = bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children) Then you're anti panda. Disgusting 👎 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (4 children) You're THE antipanda! I will boycott your company. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (8 children) your claim that it's necessary permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] mcz@horp.sciops.net 5 points 1 week ago (7 children) Oh, it's my panda killing business, but just think about it. There are infinite possible futures so there has to be one with infinite pandas. Infinite pandas can only fit in outer space. If we like pandas we need to go to outer space ASAP, otherwise we're killing millions of potential future pandas. You can't go to space without killing at least one panda. Therefore we have to start killing pandas to save future pandas. I call this effective pandaism. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (6 children) Because I am stupid I don't understand any of this. What I do understand though: Dead panda = bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children) Then you're anti panda. Disgusting 👎 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (4 children) You're THE antipanda! I will boycott your company. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mcz@horp.sciops.net 5 points 1 week ago (7 children) Oh, it's my panda killing business, but just think about it. There are infinite possible futures so there has to be one with infinite pandas. Infinite pandas can only fit in outer space. If we like pandas we need to go to outer space ASAP, otherwise we're killing millions of potential future pandas. You can't go to space without killing at least one panda. Therefore we have to start killing pandas to save future pandas. I call this effective pandaism. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (6 children) Because I am stupid I don't understand any of this. What I do understand though: Dead panda = bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children) Then you're anti panda. Disgusting 👎 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (4 children) You're THE antipanda! I will boycott your company. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (6 children) Because I am stupid I don't understand any of this. What I do understand though: Dead panda = bad. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children) Then you're anti panda. Disgusting 👎 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (4 children) You're THE antipanda! I will boycott your company. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children) Then you're anti panda. Disgusting 👎 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (4 children) You're THE antipanda! I will boycott your company. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (4 children) You're THE antipanda! I will boycott your company. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children) And I will bully you and make fediverse mods ban you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children) I don't believe you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mcz@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) And you're right! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago GOTCHA! UR COOKED NOW permalink fedilink source parent