But the Razorblades!
It's amazing how our childrens safety is entirely dependent on buying individually wrapped candies mass produced by a major corporation. Probably just a coincidence.
Ready for the war on Christmas this year? I'm sure with an extra dose of scary Muslims. I heard the Muslim brotherhood is trying to trans your kids and also oppress woman, but also want them to have as many abortions as possible.
Sorry. The candy prices get me ranting about capitalism and rascism. They are unfortunately related.